What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:32

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service